I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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