I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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