That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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