i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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