no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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