It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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