well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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