Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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