no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven