i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot