Dual....:-)
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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