also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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