Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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