Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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