Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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