we made out on top of his cat.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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