Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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