I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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