this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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