The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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