This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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