Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just cut my nipple shaving
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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