nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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