did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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