too bad you live with your parents still
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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