I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
