Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Farmville is her only friend.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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