Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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