This girl is more easily done than said...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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