when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I had to cum in my sink.
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