She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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