She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I want a musical about memes.
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