I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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