So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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