Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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