Pregnant stripper...not hot.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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