he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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