So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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