i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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