Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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