NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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