On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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