Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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