Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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