He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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