I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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