i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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