Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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