THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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