Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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