other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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