Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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