We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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