Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
